Presenting the E-book Abomination Index

by Pablo Defendini

India Amos is tired of shitty-looking ebooks. The lack of attention to detail, or rather, the lack of any quality control at all lets errors like this make it onto readers’ ebook devices:

a McGraw-Hill Professional book in which the first letter of every paragraph appears on a line by itself. Thus:

T
he quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Hella annoying. And there was an egregious typo in the book, repeated three times in one paragraph.

So she’s set up a web form for people to log their ebook tales of woe: the E-book Abomination Index submission form.

Due to the mass-production, assembly line, and outsourced nature of ebook production at the big publishing houses, and due to the fact that, until the Kindle-fueled exponential growth in ebook sales last year, eBooks were seen as a very, very, very small source of revenue (practically negligible), there’s been little to no effort to internally police the quality of electronic books coming out of the big six publishers.

With the increasing popularity of the Kindle, and the imminent arrival of Apple’s iPad, ebooks are about to gain some serious k-points in readers’ mindshare—not to mention marketshare vis a vis their print coutnerparts. Not monitoring quality, and letting errors like these reach the end user gives validity to the accusations that some in the very zealous, very vocal, but very under-informed and up to now very small eBook enthusiast community have been making for years about the big publishers: that they don’t give two shits about readers in general and eBook readers in particular, and—in some extreme cases—that the big six are somehow out to actively sabotage the burgeoning ebook market, and that they should respond in kind.

Both charges are patently false, of course, and my serious issues with the zealots in the ebook enthusiast community could be the subject of not one, but many additional posts. However, that doesn’t mean that they’re entirely wrong—to the best of their ability they’re interpreting the message that publishers are inadvertently putting out there. Actions speak louder than words, and in this case, for every “we’re interested in eBooks” platitude that publishers put forth with their words, there’s twenty such cases where their actions (or lack thereof) communicate a different story.