On the iPad

by Pablo Defendini

I’ve kept my mouth shut about the iPad on here, mostly because I have the good sense to not go off half-cocked and pontificate at length about a product I’ve not been able to play with myself (hurr hurr). The rest of the internet, apparently, has no such misgivings.

No camera! No additional carriers beyond AT&T! Too big! Too small! Too thin! Too pretty! It’s too proprietary! No Flash! Bah, cry me a river. These people all sound like the same fools who predicted that the iPhone would be a flop (John C. Dvorak, I’m looking at you, you bloody idiot. How is this man still making money from tech punditry?!?!).

But at this point in the game, I think it’s clear that the iPad is an evolutionary, rather than revolutionary device, and that’s a good thing; Apple is building on the success of the iPhone OS, and making a product for the masses. To wit, an anecdote:

A few years ago I got my Mom, who is a relatively young baby boomer (you’re welcome, mother) an iBook (yeah, Apple used to have laptops called ‘iBooks’ back in the day). It was her first modern computer. I say modern, because she’d used a command-line terminal to telnet into my dad’s office network in the eighties, but this was her first GUI. She was very excited and eager to learn how to use a computer , and totally bought my sales pitch about how the Mac was the “computer for the rest of us”: easy to use, easy to learn, etc. I took a day out of my life to sit with her and teach her all about how to use a web browser, how to do email, how to do word processing—all the essentials. Now, my mom may be a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them; she seemed to understand everything I was showing her, and she seemed to get how to navigate around the internet on a very rudimentary level. Two days later, she was on the phone asking me about at least half the things I thought I’d taught her. She just wasn’t getting it, after all; the ‘desktop’ metaphor didn’t resonate with her, and concepts that I take as givens, like basic mousing, file systems, hierarchies, and system settings might as well have been particle physics to her. It was a very, very frustrating experience for both of us.

That was the state of affairs for years, until about eight months ago. All of a sudden, practically overnight, my mom went from a total n00b to an emailing, web-browsing, Facebook-using (!), txt-messaging machine. After a few days of noticing this new behaviour (and the sudden deluge of lame email forwards—did you know that Bill Gates gives out money every time you forward a chain letter? w00t!), I called her and asked: what gives? Did you get a new, faster computer? Did you have someone else teach you? Was I not good enough a mentor (the shame, the shame)?

The answer was simple: she’d just bought an iPhone, and she just got it—no explanations necessary. So to those people who complain that the iPad is just a bigger iPhone, I say: so what if it is? If that’s all the iPad is, then the iPad is for people like my Mom, which is most people out there. And it will sell like fucking hotcakes.

But the iPad is not just an oversized iPhone, actually. Purely by dint of its larger screen size, it allows app developers to stretch their legs and take advantage of the dead-simple user interaction experiences of the iPhone, and leverage them in the service of much more complex functionality. We saw a bit of that with the demos of iWork and Brushes during the Apple keynote. I’m sure once developers have been allowed to play with the iPad SDK, we’ll see a torrent of additional innovation building on iPhone conventions.

There’s a few other people who understand this, and state their cases much better than I do. D.A. Davies does it here. Rob Foster chimes in over here. Ethan Nicholas goes on here. And John Gruber, of course, gets it.

And, I can assure you, I get it, and I’ll be getting an iPad as soon as they make the 3G+WiFi model available (so that I can then get rid of my mobile phone, and rely entirely on Skype for the little actual telephony I do, if Skype releases a version for 3G, which seems likely at this point). And once I have it in my grubby little hands, I’ll be glad to explore every nook and cranny, and report back in excruciating and possibly mind-numbing detail. In the meantime, I will point and laugh at the fools who don’t get it.